When you get a “disaster is happening! Computers are exploding!!” phone call after hours from work, and you think, “I’m eating dinner dumb-dumb!” but then you realize other people like dinner too, so you should probably help, and you do help! Especially because you realize this could have been avoided if you were slightly better at your job, but they don’t need to know that! You’re the problem solver! You’re the hero! You solved the disaster! And for that you deserve a strawberry cake, but don’t forget the bag of baby carrots so the cashier won’t judge you. That’s an important piece of this puzzle, folks. Don’t ever forget the baby carrots.