As it turns out, there’s enough weird in history for a second look at History’s Halloween. Missed the first? Check it out here.
When people ask about my Friday night plans…
Image: Sandra Dee, ca. 1960. Getty Images
Making a Pumpkin-House a Pumpkin-Home
Image: Myrna Dell, ca. 1940. Public domain.
“You know, I feel like you just reach a point in your life where you have to buy investment pieces when you’re furnishing your pumpkin.”
My Five Year Plan
Photo: June Marlowe, ca. 1930. Public Domain
Next step: Figure out why my car is making that one noise, then take over the world.
Loomis Dean, 1948. Life Magazine Photo Collection/Getty Images
We’ve all been there. Someone in your life says, “you’ll never ride a headboard bicycle! You’ll only ride normal bicycles.”
But if you work hard and believe in the power of your dreams, you will ride that headboard bicycle.
The Kevin Costner sports movie writes itself.
It’s Thanksgiving week! That may mean different things for different people, but like always, we can trust history to be weird about it. (And not for the obvious reasons.)
Childen of the Cornucopia: “Would you prefer to be murdered before or after pie?”
What a beautiful turke-OH MY GOSH HER HANDS!
Giant hatchets and giant turkeys and women who are fine with it. Just things that are normal.