Today I found a surprise stash of crazy straws when I was cleaning my apartment! My beverage game is unmatched right now.
And I have a garden that I talk about a lot.
…Oh my gosh! I’m so glad you asked! You see, my garden is going through something.
I seem to have unintentionally crafted a nature preserve on my 8 foot by 5 foot patio patch of cement.
Real things the neighbors get to hear:
- “I only want the best for both of us!”- I yelled at a bee. To my credit, the bee was getting all up in my business.
- “BIRDS! THERE ARE OTHER PATIOS!”- I yelled at a pair of birds who were either getting amorous or discussing the new Game of Thrones trailer on my patio as I was trying to eat breakfast.
- “Nobody wants you here, cat!” – I yelled at a cat who was trying to climb on my patio.