You Made it Weird: History’s Fourth of July



My bell was at the cleaners today, so I just wore a coffee stained t-shirt and leggings as pants. Equally, if not more, patriotic, I say.


When you hear there’s cake in the break room.

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You Made it Weird: History’s Easter


Would you really trust a naked child to sell you a quality hat? They can’t find quality pants.


Just normal Easter traditions. Devils and stuff.



This is how I enter meetings at work. People love it and me. I’m 45% sure of it.

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You Made it Weird: History’s Halloween

Happy Halloween weekend everyone!

In honor of all those costumes you’ll see this weekend, and think, “wait…what?” I’m here to tell you, those people are just continuing a long tradition of making the room a little bit weirder.

Costume: Uncomfortable for everyone

Costume: A side of bacon, but jaunty-like

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